Too Tight For My Own Good

Classic, high-cut, hipster, bikini, boyshorts, tanga, thong, g-string...oh my the options!

And this is my biggest decision each morning for the past week plus...what kinda panties do I wear today?...

"what the fuck is she on about now!" u may be asking. OK, OK let me back up just a tad bit and explain...hehehe

I woke up one fine day and found that I could not move and with every action (ie getting out of bed) I was in excruciating pain...I'd injured my back. Yup, I'll have to agree with you,  health wise 2010 ain't going too swell for me.  In order for me to be allowed back out into the big bad world, I've to visit my Chiropractor everyday for therapy :-/ The thing is that the pain is concentrated in my right hip & butt. Which means I'm having to expose my tush for the good doctor to work on :-p

So back to my daily dilemma...classic, high-cut, hipster, bikini, boyshorts, tanga, thong, g-string...

OH before i forget, let me regale u with a story which i classify under "Can only happen to Cherie"...

I'm lying face down on the therapy bed in mega pain after the Doc had put me thru the various exercise motions, traction completed, infrared therapy completed and it was time for a massage before i could put my pants back on and leave. The following conversation takes place while he's massaging my derriere:

"You're muscle here is very tight. What type of exercise do you do? U're very tight and hard. Most times that would be great but damn if u're not tight. You need to stop building muscle here"

I'm attacked by a fit of giggles and am glad that my face is in a pillow. Needless to say I was embarrassed beyond belief but hey I'm glad that i have a tight butt rather than one than jiggles, i guess...lmao*

Checkin in a month later...

OK so about a month ago I listed the 20 things i'd like to accomplish before my next b'day in June 2011. Alright then, where do I stand in terms of checking them off...let's take a look and see...

1. Visit 5 new cities in the US  - Memphis, Gaitlinburg/Smokies (although I visited a number of new cities during my recent roadtrip, I'll add a qualifier here as having been in a 'new' city for at least 2 nights)

2. Go up in a hot air balloon - tickets are booked & paid up, now to schedule an actual ride

3. Visit 5 Smithsonian Museums in Washington, D.C

4. Visit a renaissance fair - planning phase

5. Eat one thing which I find utterly distasteful

6. Take a ride on the highest roller coaster in any amusement park I find myself at

7. Attend a broadway musical in NYC

8. Learn to play Poker well enough to hit the tables in Atlanta

9. Visit at minimum 3 new countries

10. Publish one blog entry per week  - definitely on track...check it out here

11. Live through one of mother nature's little quirks - earthquake - done

12. Skydive - planning phase

13. Ride a mechanical bull - done

14. Spend three months getting my body into optimum shape - have hit the gym everyday for the past 2 weeks

15. Get passionate about a cause and spend time helping it, instead of just thinking about it.

16. Read 20 books  - completed the 3 below

17. Send a message in a bottle

18. Write a fan letter to my all-time favorite hero/heroine

19. Sleep under the stars

20. Write my will 

So what do you think? Am I on track or too slow? Do I need to pick up my game??