So I'm happily plodding along doing what I'm paid to do (and then some), when I hear what sounds like elevator music or another analogy would be the kinda music you have to listen to when put on hold. I ignore it, thinking that one of my colleagues has their music cranked up just a little. But after 10 mins I'm ready to pull hair! Its the same tune playing over and over...aarrrgggghhhhhhh ANNOYING!
I've lost my ability to concentrate, sigh.
...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found
..you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer
..there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit
..you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out
..you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.
..someone says, 'well, to make a long story short' and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
..a friend or family member says 'Yuck! This is awful!!' and then tells you to try some.
..you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.
..you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
..your tire gauge lets out half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
..the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.
..someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and produces coupons for every single item purchased
..the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on or off.
..you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
..when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?"
..people who are willing to get off their tush to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
..people who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where's yours?
..when you pull a string from your shirt and i doesn't break, but only becomes longer
..the day you decide to wash your car, it rains!
..the one time you need your memory to serve you, it fails
..someone sits in your space with a glum look and when u ask if everything is alright, they respond with "err, yea why?", give you a look that screams 'weird' and continue sitting there looking glum
what gets YOUR goat?
I've lost my ability to concentrate, sigh.
...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found
..you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer
..there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit
..you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out
..you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.
..someone says, 'well, to make a long story short' and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
..a friend or family member says 'Yuck! This is awful!!' and then tells you to try some.
..you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.
..you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
..your tire gauge lets out half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
..the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.
..someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and produces coupons for every single item purchased
..the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on or off.
..you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.
..when you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?"
..people who are willing to get off their tush to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually
..people who point at their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is, where's yours?
..when you pull a string from your shirt and i doesn't break, but only becomes longer
..the day you decide to wash your car, it rains!
..the one time you need your memory to serve you, it fails
..someone sits in your space with a glum look and when u ask if everything is alright, they respond with "err, yea why?", give you a look that screams 'weird' and continue sitting there looking glum
what gets YOUR goat?
