Do you know the me I know?

This past week and a bit has been a pretty surreal one. I’ve come into information that I did not really want or need to know, been put in a situation where a lot depended on how quickly I reacted and laughed till my sides were in stitches. So what is the purpose of telling u this? Well in the process of all these happenings, I’ve learned or re-learned a few things about myself, which I’ve decided to share, so here’s my list…

Oh, oh , oh before that I do have to tell you what I learned about Dr. Seuss, the blue egg, green egg (was there a red egg too?) dude. Theodore Seuss Geisel, aka Dr. Seuss dropped out of college before receiving his PhD. The pseudonym Dr. Seuss was perhaps wishful thinking on his part. But hey what the heck, the man made his millions. Now what does that tell you about busting your butt to get those paper certificates which you either keep stuffed in a drawer somewhere or is sitting pristinely in a frame on your office wall?

Okey so slight digression there, which by the way I seem to be doing a fair bit of lately. The list already, Chermaine, get with it…

1. I still have my temper :D
2. I’ve a really whacky sense of humor which was lost temporarily but is now back in full force
3. I enjoy a good verbal sparring
4. I don’t take too kindly to being lied to. Honesty is top most on my list
5. I am obsessed with chocolate covered godiva strawberries and mangoes
6. Intimidating me will get you no where
7. If I say I trust you, value it. If it waivers and dips, it’s gone
8. I have walls built against walls and all for good reasons
9. I can’t and won’t change so don’t bother making me your cause
10. I love speed only if I am behind the wheel. Must be the need for me to feel like I am in control of my life and where it is going AND
11. I learned the new buzz word in DC…bitchassness

So there you have it. A little insight into c’est moi