She: Hey babe. Ok so, quick question. Where do u spit?
Me: Spit?
She: Yea, if u don't swallow. Where do you spit it?
Me: Uhm...
She: I mean, I just wanted to spit it out... But we were on my new Laura Ashley bedsheets...
Me: New sheets, huh. So what did you do?
She: I spat it on his body. He looked at me weird, but I think he's fine with it.
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Don't we just love calls at 3AM?
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