Sunday, January 17, 2010

Oh Baby, Are You Gonna Be Dazzled!


Jennifer Love Hewitt (best known for her role in Ghost Whisperer) may just have started the latest women's trend when she announced on the George Lopez late night talk show that she had "vajazzled her precious lady" with swarovski crystals.  Apparently is shined like a disco ball ;0) Why is it everytime is hear disco ball images of John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever come to mind?...go figure!

Being curious georgette, I decided to google this up and coming, to hit the runways with a force, latest grooming 'activity' after her revelation and learned that this is not a service for only the rich and famous, hollywood type but proletarian vaginas too ...woohoo!

Completely Bare Spa in New York is the fore runner in providing this waxing option...After they defuzz you, they’ll apply a regal crown design made from Swarovski crystals to your bikini area and then top it off with a 24-karat gold spray...ohh la la be still my racing heart

Hot damn! I'm off to consult my calendar and schedule a drive up to New York ... LOL


Some hilarious thoughts going both ways on vajazzling the vajayjay :

"C’mon, man. It’s a vag. It’s not like anyone ever looked at one and said, “You know, this is great, but it really needs a chandelier.”

"erm, wouldnt the crytals etc rub off, when you get dressed? or do we need to go commando??" commando it is!

"If buying other jewelry wasnt enough, now we will be pressured into buying pussy sparklers."

"If “bedazzled her vagina” doesn’t immediately become a euphemism for sex, I’ll be sorely disappointed."

"Ladies, please don’t let these jokes discourage you from bedazzling your pussies. Because that shit is sexy as hell."

"Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually AHEAD OF THE PORN INDUSTRY. AND JAPAN."

"I’m hoping bedazzled vaginas become the breakthrough fetish for 2010"

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